5.I remember you／ Dixie's dream
Vocal：Bette Midler／James Cann
Announcer：'The stars of our show, and America's 'shiekest'
couple, Eddie Sparks and Dixie Leonard!'
James：I remember you.
Bette： I'd like to say that you're in my dreams.
James： You're the one who made my dreams come true
Bette： You're usually dead,
James： a few
Bette： without a head,
James： kisses ago.
Bette： and lots of natives are picking their teeth with your
bones.
James： I remember, too,
Bette： Oh, what a dream!
James： a distant bell,
Bette： It comes at night and taunts me,
James： and stars that fell
Bette： and, like your jokes, it haunts me until
James： like rain out of the blue.
Bette： I'm blue as your face as the last breath leaves you.
James： When my life is through,
Bette： I'll jump for joy.
James： and the angels ask me to recall
Bette： and when Winchell asks me to recall
who's a chump and a heel.
James： the thrill of it all,
Bette： Who's the biggest schlemeil？
Both： Then I will tell them I remember . . .
James： 'So, uh, it's my birthday comin' up.'
Bette： 'Yeah, I know, Eddie.'
James： 'But, what do you give a guy that's got everything？'
Bette： 'Uh, penicillin？'
James： 'Hmmm, hey Dix？ You ever been married？'
Bette： 'Oh, yeah, Eddie, twice!'
James： 'Children？'
Bette： 'No, silly! Grown men! Tell me, Eddie, what's the most
romantic thing a woman ever said to you？'
James： 'Are you sure you're not a cop？'
Then I will tell them I remember . . . you.
Bette： You
James： and you.
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